Beach vacations are risky. For many, the rare chance to escape the daily grind of city life for a few relaxing days by the sea can be effectively ruined by a variety of increasingly common factors.
Congested coastlines have resulted in shores of cigarette butts and broken beer bottles, and oily seas of bobbing soda cans and plastic bags. Even the private hotel beaches suffer their own curses in the guise of overexcited animation teams, leering staff members, or deafening “beach music”, as defined by the resident DJ.